“I spend the next 14 hours with my cell phone in the back room at Circle K hovering over the fax machine.” Writing television had been my goal for lifetimes. Trees died, scripts stacked up on my shelves. I couldn’t get a foot in the door, but at least I’d given myself a fair shot at carpal tunnel syndrome.  Then one day it hit me: “I know, I’ll create my

“People are going to dates to coffee bars… this is the worst idea. Four cappuccinos later, your date does not look any better.” “Studies show that women who drink more than three cups of coffee each day are less likely to commit suicide. No duh! Who could hold a gun steady?” “I think it’s really important to maintain a positive attitude. It might not solve all your problems, but keep